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6. Focused

If you’ve been to a military parade, then you know they usually go something like this:

At first, they’re exciting! Soldiers, uniforms, tanks, trucks!

But as the endless procession continues, things can get a little dull. And if you think that’s true for spectators, it’s doubly true for the soldiers taking part. Imagine marching in close formation all day long, not being able to look left or right, talk to your friends or zone out, even once.

Yawn.

It’s a good thing they didn’t say anything about moving your mouth.

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7. Kick it Off

“Ack, those American tourists!” Europeans must be thinking, shaking their heads and waving their fists. “Destroying our priceless architecture with their hooliganism! Look at what this American has done to our previously straight tower!!”

Ok, we admit, this one is cool. But kids, do not try this at home – Unless you are cheerleaders of course, in which case – um. Go for it.

Give me an “ning tower of Pisa”

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